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# no that was serious, his parents keep phoning me asking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Would explain why I haven't heard from them for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# How did they get your number?
I wouldn't think them the sort to pay any attention to those cards in phonebooths.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# There's a worldwide "I'm worried about my child" helpline which goes straight to HappyToast's old 3210
He tried to turn it off, but the people in the TV said that they would hurt him if he didn't turn it back on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
# It was given out at the end of Hollyoaks
in the "If you have been affected by any of the issues..." bit after an apisode about furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I run a help session for parents of Furry perverts
I've been trying to get JJ's mum through her crippling disappointment for 5 years now, Bourbon Fox's parents are new customers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# You are aware that happytoast is famous, right?
And that people impersonate him.

NO REALLY

They do :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:21, archived)