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# I feel sorry for the obituarists
having to comb through all those clippings
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I guess he had
a brush with Death.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Bit more than a brush,
I think it's pretty perm-anent
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Give him a wave
at the funeral
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# That'll be one of the highlights of my day.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Beat me to it
by a whisker.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# What a ca-tache-trophe.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I'm hoping
he'll make a combback.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# ^ Double Pun
hairlarious.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:21, archived)
# it took shear effort to get the puns to gel together
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I dread to see the product of all of this mental conditioning dye without being haired.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:13, archived)