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# he would rip it off easily, before it impregnated him
if not, the chest burster wouldn't be able to get out
unless it came out of his mouth or his ass
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah, that's true.
I like the idea of him repeatedly punching himself in the face to get it off.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
# This is an accurate account of the events which would occur if these two imaginary creatures ever met.
And even if it did manage to shoot its load down his throat, Hulk's immune system would dissolve the chestburster before it had a chance to gestate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
# What if Banner was in Cryo sleep?
Huh huh?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# He'd Hulk out.
There have been numerous times where Banner has been incapacitated, but as soon as anyone tried to harm him, Hulk took over.
This self-preservation streak has even prevented Banner from killing himself, (this has occurred in the comics, and was referenced in 'The Avengers' movie).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's what happened when norton jumped out of the helicopter too
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
# *finger guns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Yeah, you're right. Hulk's just too badass.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# or, the end result would be some weird human-hulk-alien hybrid
alien vs. hulk. now that's a film i want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I second that.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Hell, it can't be any worse than fucking Alien vs Predator.
In fact... it'd be pretty awesome. *gets out crayons*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# It's been pretty much determined
that the Hulk, Wolverine and Superman are pretty much invincible demigods now, thanks to decades of bizarre plot additions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:21, archived)