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# Yeh, I thought there were some lovely pics there
and I found some really moving, but they didn't make me blub. I would guess 90% of those self-professed 'cryers' had dry eyes throughout.

I just got fed up of reading posts like 'omg, I'm crying so much' followed by 'me too, I started crying at number 27' then 'oh, I started crying at number 22' then 'man, number 5 got me'

I WAS CRYING BEFORE I EVEN SAW THE LINK, YOU 'TARDS

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# You're a cynical old git
Completely unrelated, look what I just saw in my local second hand bookshop window:



I had no idea it was actually a real word
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# it's 2 words around the rougher areas of liverpool
for example: "if you don't fuck off, i'll kick you right in the hoop, la"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Ah
Not a lot to do with the 'art of unexpected embroidery' then
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# nobody expects the art of hoopla embroidery
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# not unless someone's unexpectedly embroidering your ringpiece, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# how far could someone get before one would notice though?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# i think that depends on the individual ringpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# That would be quite unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# it would add a new level of interest to goatse pics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# but how would one go about emptying it?
and can it be re-used?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# some sort of tap would be needed
i'd love to discuss this further, but i've now got to take a couple of 3-year-old wannabe locusts to the shop for sweets before they empty the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha "cynical old git" - you got my number :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Think back to Heidi
It's what Peter the goat herder used to shout when he was rounding up the goats. Fuck, why do I remember all the useless shit from my childhood?
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# In a world of overblown manipulative bullshit
one cannot be too cynical.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)