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# Her Royal Highness approves of the frontpage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Aw bless
She put her best jumper on for the occasion as well
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Shortly after this pic she took off the rubber skin to get some air to her lizard face
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Someone sent me a link to a picture of that poor bloke who had his face eaten off
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)
# anything worth seeing?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# *bokes*
depends if you like seeing a man who has a puddle of blood with 2 eyes floating in it instead of a face

Wish I hadn't clicked it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Have you seen the 40 most moving photos everyone is posting everywhere
I'm pretty indifferent to that yet everyone else is in tears



I just seen source pics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Yeh, I thought there were some lovely pics there
and I found some really moving, but they didn't make me blub. I would guess 90% of those self-professed "cryers" had dry eyes throughout.

I just got fed up of reading posts like "omg, I'm crying so much" followed by "me too, I started crying at number 27" then "oh, I started crying at number 22" then "man, number 5 got me"

I WAS CRYING BEFORE I EVEN SAW THE LINK, YOU 'TARDS

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# You're a cynical old git
Completely unrelated, look what I just saw in my local second hand bookshop window:



I had no idea it was actually a real word
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# it's 2 words around the rougher areas of liverpool
for example: "if you don't fuck off, i'll kick you right in the hoop, la"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Ah
Not a lot to do with the 'art of unexpected embroidery' then
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# nobody expects the art of hoopla embroidery
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# not unless someone's unexpectedly embroidering your ringpiece, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# how far could someone get before one would notice though?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# i think that depends on the individual ringpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# That would be quite unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# it would add a new level of interest to goatse pics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# but how would one go about emptying it?
and can it be re-used?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# some sort of tap would be needed
i'd love to discuss this further, but i've now got to take a couple of 3-year-old wannabe locusts to the shop for sweets before they empty the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha "cynical old git" - you got my number :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Think back to Heidi
It's what Peter the goat herder used to shout when he was rounding up the goats. Fuck, why do I remember all the useless shit from my childhood?
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# In a world of overblown manipulative bullshit
one cannot be too cynical.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Was it the one with a lot of 'then some more military personnel died in a war'?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# yeah that's it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# a nice thick jumber
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
Where's 'God save the Queen' these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)
# He seems to have done a pretty good job of it so far
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent work!

(but shouldn't it be Her Majesty?)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Don't worry, I've informed the authorities and he'll be off to the Tower before sundown
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I seem to be feeling very obstreperous today...
To the pub methinks, to celebrate 5 years since my quack told me I could never drink again.
I would invite him, but he died of a heart attack 2 years ago at the age of 42.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Probably died of stress, trying to convince people to change their lifestyles
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# I don't think her madge will mind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Madge? MADGE??
Beheading is too good for you. Hanging, drawing and quartering will be the order of the day ;p
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:03, archived)
# I also drew a moustache on the face of Liz on a fiver when I was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Christ
How are you still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I'm a marked man
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# good to hear:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)