
Makes sense, really, considering they're primary function on earth is for bigger things to eat the total fuck out of them.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38,
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Most nodded as if it were a completely normal thing to say.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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Also, fuck making pies. Too much fucking about. If anything, just stick your deceased pets in the microwave. Two bits of bread, job done.
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