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# Wormhole.


Einstein-Rosen-bridge-ish.

Farewell, also, Mr Ray Bradbury.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# something cute :3
I was relief.
I was ignore "mictboy". BYE!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Stop trying to tell us what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# yeah, it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# it kind of looks like the cat is holding oil lamps whilst skydiving
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# four candles
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Foot pumps!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# oh hai! popular cat :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, oh fuck we're in trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I missed all this dead cat sutff.
I had a dead guinea pig to contend with.

I am all of the sads.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# oh bugger

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Apparently five years is a decent innings for the little fellas.
Makes sense, really, considering they're primary function on earth is for bigger things to eat the total fuck out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# you know the best send off?
viking funeral
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Ha, weirdly when my rabbit died in 2007 I said I gave her a Viking funeral to the people at work.
Most nodded as if it were a completely normal thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# By Viking funeral I hope you mean roasted in a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# She was no spring chicken, so I dare say the flesh wouldn't have been up to edible standards.
Also, fuck making pies. Too much fucking about. If anything, just stick your deceased pets in the microwave. Two bits of bread, job done.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Old you say?
In that case, casserole. 5 hours in the oven will tenderise anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Except my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
I'd keep rats (sweet animals, really) but they only live long enough to break your heart.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# GOLF SALE
Dead helicopter cats would be an awesome way to advertise.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# It's O.K., ...Cat Copter will save you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Sorry. I NEVER accept cat helicopter.

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# never?
that's a shame
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Do you accept dead zombie rabbit nun?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Of course. Because she is not real.
She can tell purely my words.

I felt bit tired this board...*yawn*
I might don't come here....
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# \o/ Success!
More helicopter cat!
STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Your protests are manifested into excess on this board.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I will not change my own will.
I altercation to the administrator of the bulletin board e-mail in Japan, it became a police matter in the cause.
I was not upset.
You guys can not change my opinion.

Even if I alone, I NEVER change my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# you're a proper batshit mentalist, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Nobody is trying to change your opinion, Moggy.
People are merely challenging your opinion that we should all change.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Impossible.
I don't recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Oh, okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# *calls Brain Police*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Go for it. Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# XD HA HA XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# We NEVER change our opinion either.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I NEVER accept b3ta's STUPID policy.
*thumbs down*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# We won't change.
Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Even if I NEVER change my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# We
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Won't
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK!
(Mu2, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Change.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# are you
Ding?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# What's Ding?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Ding
was an Oriental person that posted on here some time ago


I miss Ding

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I don't know Ding the person. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# aaah well, never mind
*feeble smile*
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/45888
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# sig wars lols
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Do you accept numbat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# it's eel bat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Yeah. I think cute. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
#
(Mu2, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Ahahahahaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# CAT TO DA CHOPPER!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Aaaarrrrgghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I'm no fan of tomatoes, but I don't blame b3ta if someone happens to post a picture of one.
And your earlier post will probably generate more catcopters than would have naturally occurred had you said nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# *giggles like a naughty schoolgirl*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# I just did not say anything.
You guys continue to post are bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# i think it's basically because you're good value for winding up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
#
you'll miss him when he's gone
(I helped save b3ta! heffalump said 'Yes' again on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# you say catato...i say tocato...WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I cannot accept this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# If you reveal a gap in your armour, people will attack it. Especially if you give them a reason to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Go for it.
I'll not upset. I'm accustomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# I'm on a hiding to nothing, here.
*bows out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# You are clearly nuts
but I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Can I ask a practical question at this point?
Are we going to do Stonehenge tomorrow night?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# 'The October Country' and 'Something Wicked This Way Comes' are personal favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# If I'm honest
I need to read more of his stuff.

I lost a friend yesterday and I wish he had known he picked the same day to say farewell - he'd have been tickled.

Not the shuffling off bit..

Anyone read any Robert Sheckley?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Sorry to hear about your friend.
Chin up, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Yeah, cheers.
Sure been a lot of reapin' around these parts lately...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Not by me, you understand...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Damn. I'd rather not lose any more friends myself
doesn't seem to be an option though.

Sheckley is one of my favourites. I got started on "Can You Feel Anything When I Do This?" John Crowley, Theodore Sturgeon, Dick (of course), Niven, I think that I have most of their stuff on my shelves.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Which reminds me
Discovered a wonderful animal today; the numbat.
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vzpzcJdT1qg9hmto1_500.gif

Native to Western Australia, it uses its long tongue to take termites from hard to reach places.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# The are interesting
Featured in one of the first woos ..wooze woo's woo images I ever made

They have stripes!
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I would suggest an image challenge for the numbats
but there's not a lot of variation.

Then again, we just had one about camels.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Careful now Foxworth.
You're this *hand gesture* close to being a filthy yiffer as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# God's attic.
He goes up there at weekends and invents weird shit and hurls it at the world. It usually lands in Australia.

If He were real, which obviously He's not.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Australia contains such an unusual array of plants and animals.
I think it's about 70% of the world's marsupials live in Australia; I'd love to visit one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10783835
(Mu2, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Oh shit, I just gave away that I am actually myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Whose comedy account
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:00, archived)
# *stays quiet*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I want pizza now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Animals with extra holes?
I should think you do
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# platypuses especially.
first European explores actually thought they were a prank. they break every rule in the zoological book.


(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# No, he won't want to do a platypus, too much venom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I'll have seven please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)