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# At least he now matches the Queen's Falconian Tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Oh come on!
I worked miracles coming up with TWO mutherfuddin Bird of Prey/Sexual Organ puns. What do I get? Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Working on it.
Something to do with cocks.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hurry the fuck up man
before I tear your peregrineum!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# You can't harrier gag like this
Let osprey for inspiration. Owl let you know when I've got something - hoping for a raptorous response.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# You need to make a Hobby of it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Trying to come up with a swift response to that
But I'm worried that I'll look like a tit. Let's go fly a kite?
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# None of those have anything to do with genitalia. I'm very disappointed with you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Woodpecker.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# NOT A BIRD OF PREY!
*flips table*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I've got it I've got it
To be safe, you should put a condorm on it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# That's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Balled eagle?
Palm-Nut Vulture?
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)