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[challenge entry] Bladder infection?
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(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# An eagle laid its eggs up his urethra
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# This is why you don't pee in forests.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Eagallstones
or something
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# At least he now matches the Queen's Falconian Tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Oh come on!
I worked miracles coming up with TWO mutherfuddin Bird of Prey/Sexual Organ puns. What do I get? Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Working on it.
Something to do with cocks.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hurry the fuck up man
before I tear your peregrineum!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# You can't harrier gag like this
Let osprey for inspiration. Owl let you know when I've got something - hoping for a raptorous response.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# You need to make a Hobby of it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Trying to come up with a swift response to that
But I'm worried that I'll look like a tit. Let's go fly a kite?
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# None of those have anything to do with genitalia. I'm very disappointed with you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Woodpecker.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# NOT A BIRD OF PREY!
*flips table*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I've got it I've got it
To be safe, you should put a condorm on it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# That's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Balled eagle?
Palm-Nut Vulture?
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Testeagles
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# shouldn't* pee in forests.
I'm sure you pee in forests the same as everyone else does. I wasn't doubting your forest peeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Not really
I'm not much of an outdoors person
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I can show you some lovely forests to piss in so you don't feel left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Ok
Do they have lots of handy undergrowth to squat in? I'm no exhibitionist.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# There's some patches of nettles and a couple of burnt out old Ford Focuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I'm not sure that quite matches up to my admittedly rather high standards
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Dang, and here's me thinking I was overselling it.
I didn't even mention the old matress with the interesting mold growing on it lest you thought it was too good to be true :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# This reminds me of a drama workshop I went to when I was about six or seven
where we all had to pretend to be birds and at the end we were told whether we'd died or not. But this is a story for another day, when the appropriate QOTW question comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Ford Foci
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
# More like a bladder infestation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# looks like he's taken a tern for the worse!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Crikey.
His face reminds me of the guy in the painting in Ghostbusters 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Vigo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# + The Carpathian
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# morphin murphy cockertweetweet

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# hoohoo
12 + 12 = Glory
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Evening, Dekion.
Did you manage to catch 'The Raid' at the cinema?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:23, archived)
# oh yes I fucking did
Sadly it was projected incorrectly and looked like a low-def youtube video so all of the action scenes where hard to make out plus the subtitles where nearly cut off near the bottom I would have complained but the sheer glory of the fight scenes made me forget. Best action film I've seen in years definitely in my top five alongside Hard Boiled and some other things..

I then downloaded it but that was a little dark so I shall definitely get the Blu-Ray as it's well worth supporting Gareth Evans also today I downloaded Merantau which might be good.


spotify:track:31RpaRn0Ro9mogJDyxw5rG (Pink Bat by Melvins + Lustmord)
youtu.be/0d-IBkSfWyM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# \o/
The little dude with long hair was quite possibly the fastest human I've ever seen.
Glad you enjoyed it.

And I've added 'Merantau' to my list - cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# yes he was pure badassery
Also goodness:

Enter The Void
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# 12 - 2 = 10
12 - 2 flipped = -10

10 + -10 = 0

0 + 100 years of Bhutani monarchism = ????????
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)
# It's all there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# ^____________^
for a season I thought I forgot the gubbins and javierls, on closer inspection, justice was initiated
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# No changis left unturned
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)