
probably a good idea to quietly level up in secret
so that when shit goes down, the shit goes down harder due to your badassery. Then you get like loads of gold and shit, and nobody bothers you again until the sequel.
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:24,
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so that when shit goes down, the shit goes down harder due to your badassery. Then you get like loads of gold and shit, and nobody bothers you again until the sequel.

i'd be all like "look at me, i'm rich and i've got a big sword and leather clothes!"
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:32,
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:33,
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only they wouldn't DARE say i wasn't a princess, not after what i did to the last village....
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:34,
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The bit where you called the central water-feature "mediocre" caused the mayor a whole week of shame.
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:35,
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the whole village might as well have been built by throwing bundles of hay and sticks into the air and leaving them where they landed
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:40,
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i'm currently having a small brango
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:54,
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