i'd be all like 'look at me, i'm rich and i've got a big sword and leather clothes!'
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:32,
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:33,
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only they wouldn't DARE say i wasn't a princess, not after what i did to the last village....
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:34,
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The bit where you called the central water-feature "mediocre" caused the mayor a whole week of shame.
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:35,
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the whole village might as well have been built by throwing bundles of hay and sticks into the air and leaving them where they landed
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:40,
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i'm currently having a small brango
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Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:54,
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