don't forget the plants
the stinging tree, that can kill just by brushing against it.
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:25,
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It doesn't kill,
but can cause pain for up to two years after contact.
Should also be known as the Cuntbush.
Saw some up in FNQ and kept a wide berth...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:32,
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