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[challenge entry] Starters Monseigneur?

Seams like it hadn't bindun yet.

I take it Springwatch is an English nature-lovers TV programme? Maybe something a bit more universal? Might get some better results from us in the non-pom brigade.
BTW: Gimp for windows sucks aardvark bollocks compared to the linux ver.

From the Hack Springwatch challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:03, archived)
# None of us Limeys like the stupid compo either.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# try paint.net instead of gimp
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:14, archived)
# there's fuck all wrong with gimp, I use it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:26, archived)
# Gimp is pretty good,
but PDN is also good. The thing that would make Paint.NET better is if they had some sort of tool for smoothing off hand-drawn curves.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:42, archived)
# said the farmer's daughter to the bishop
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 4:22, archived)
# Been playing with that program a lot lately.
(click for a somewhat larger version)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:14, archived)
# What nonsense are you spouting?
That's like telling people to ride a bicycle rather than replace their rusty old car.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:17, archived)
# Or an easier way of producing OK images for the occasional website image.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:07, archived)
# It is indeed.
Can't see there being an Australian version - a lot of people I've met here seem to treat wildlife as a pest.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# australians are as scared of the wildlife as it is of them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:12, archived)
# To be quite fair, everything down under can, and will, fuck anything up that crosses its path.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:13, archived)
# I'd like to see a Koala take on a medium sized dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:18, archived)
# It's the chlamydia that gets them in the end, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
and the piles
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:19, archived)
# I imagine even koalas have some sort of horrific defence mechanism we're not aware of.
Like acidic blood, or an extra set of jaws on the end of their tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)
# eeek!!
*hides behind the sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:02, archived)
# AAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:05, archived)
# some of them have learnt to fly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:19, archived)
# :O
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Yes and no.
Everyone is rightly scared of Funnelwebs - they are evil spidiferous cunts, those, but seem to shrug off most other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:18, archived)
# More australians hurt themselves panicking over spiders than actually get hurt by spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
# & the sharks, jellyfish, crocodiles, snakes, fish, cone-shells, goannas, dingoes, oh and Maaahhlburnites.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:59, archived)
# Nothing a solid rifle bolt won't sort out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Except maybe the jellyfish, those insubstantial bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
# it's that jellied thing again
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# and those little blue ringed octopus
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# Dingoes are only dangerous to babies.
I've seen that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:13, archived)
# don't forget the plants
the stinging tree, that can kill just by brushing against it.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:25, archived)
# It doesn't kill,
but can cause pain for up to two years after contact.
Should also be known as the Cuntbush.
Saw some up in FNQ and kept a wide berth...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:32, archived)
# it's a british website, loads of stuff doesn't translate
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:09, archived)
# Que?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:48, archived)
# is it soup or goulash or both?
despite there's something vomit about it i think it looks good
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:15, archived)
# Hungarian Goulash apparently.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hungarian_goulash_soup.jpg
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:47, archived)
# yay!
did i win anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:54, archived)
# There's some jellied spunk floating around somewhere.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] hurrah!


don't mind if i join you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:19, archived)
# I can't believe people eat that stuff.
It's made of spit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:20, archived)
# and looks a lot like jellied spunk
the experience is in the texture, apparently

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
# And how exactly does jellied spunk look?
Hmmm?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:40, archived)
# Maybe he works in a Cockney sperm bank?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:45, archived)
# mmm eel bat :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:52, archived)
# a lot like spit ;D
ffs... just let some congeal for a few minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:51, archived)
# "Clean up, aisle 3!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:00, archived)
# hehehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:20, archived)
# Oysters
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:22, archived)
# I'll pass on the jellied spunk soup, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:40, archived)
# "Waiter theres' a..."
nvm.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:41, archived)