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# May I present Horatio Lickspittle...


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I don't know why. Either I'm still a bit pissed or gently losing my mind.
Farewell..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# You may
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# i love your boots, you creepy, snail-eyed fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Fetching, are they not?!
Get good mileage too because I hover up to my victims three inches off the floor making a mewing noise that only I can hear.

They were from Matalan. £6.99
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# a good bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Thanks.
As a reward I furnish you with new knowledge.

* KAPLOOIE *

CTRL+SHIFT+T opens the last tab you were viewing.

And now I must away for I have some leverets to impregnate...* Floats off at exactly 4.23 mph exactly three inches above the floor *
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Just whatever you do don't hold down ctrl+n for 10 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Seems a fair enough request.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# When all's said and done
who wouldn't demand satisfaction?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# You're going to... uh... satisfy him then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I'm afraid that it isn't
a request, Miss Sundae.

It's a polite demand.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Ready when he is.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Oo! A game of stabby-sticks!
First one up to three?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)