I think a pickled onion jar of gin and tonic would make an excellent 'what the fuck' present for housewarmings.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:26,
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sod housewarmings
I have wedding gifts to buy this year!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:30,
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Weddings too.
Funerals... eh, play your crowd.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:31,
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