I think a pickled onion jar of gin and tonic would make an excellent 'what the fuck' present for housewarmings.
	
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 Mu Dinofiddler, 
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:26,
 
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	 	sod housewarmings
	I have wedding gifts to buy this year!
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 Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, 
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:30,
 
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	 	Weddings too.
	Funerals... eh, play your crowd.
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 Mu Dinofiddler, 
Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:31,
 
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