Don't go to China.
They love a bit of phlegm, hawked up from the very depths of their lungs at great volume (both kinds: sheer mass and loudness) - one of the most alarming things I experienced when I was in Harbin, apart from the public toilets.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:10,
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I well believe you, my mate has just spent 2 months there.
It's one thing I noticed about the Chinese men in my town, they love a good spit!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:13,
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I was on a Chinese bus where everyone opened the window and gave a full broadside as it departed the bus station
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MartinH,
Tue 12 Jun 2012, 18:37,
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