How about alternative uses for the Olympic torches after they have served their purpose?Cheese grater is the obvious one
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:27,
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I'm sorry, I must correct you. It's -FLAMING ARSE FUNNEL
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:41,
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I don't even own an flaming arse :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:42,
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Then the Olympic Arse Funnel is not suitable for your purposes.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:47,
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