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# Foxworth!
i've been away for 3 days and you leave some bounder's baggage in my room! fetch me my tea, my pipe, my bullwhip and your p45!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Terribly sorry, ma'am.
I had a mess to clean up in room 103. It was like AC/DC stayed there. TV smashed, dead bodies everywhere...
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Foxworth! Me and my ladyfriend are both terribly smashed on opium and don't seem to be able to muster the effort to rut like rabbits.
Do be a good chap and strip us off, insert us into each other and move us around a tad.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Oh don't laugh at her Foxworth, it's a skin condition.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# racist
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# that's no excuse
fill my bath with frogspawn and fetch the electrodes and we'll call it quits
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)
# You too?!
I just finished emptying the paddling pool from the bottom of the garden for Mr. Mu down the hall.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# I'm rather afraid the voices in my head do insist on us being refered to as the Messrs Mu.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# it's all the rage nowadays
get with the times
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)