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# troop that colour your majesty. Troop it HARD
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Christ, take it easy yer Magde, he's just recovered from an infection down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# So THAT'S why she wears gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# SUPER ABSORBANT
gloves
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Oh my D:
Also, this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS-sGGy6sdA
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# grandpa's nightime filth!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# What on earth have you typing into youtube, Foxworth?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# foxworth?
you've turned him into some kind of butler!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# excellent, bring me my port and my gasmask, if you would, foxworth.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Very good, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Foxworth!
i've been away for 3 days and you leave some bounder's baggage in my room! fetch me my tea, my pipe, my bullwhip and your p45!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Terribly sorry, ma'am.
I had a mess to clean up in room 103. It was like AC/DC stayed there. TV smashed, dead bodies everywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Foxworth! Me and my ladyfriend are both terribly smashed on opium and don't seem to be able to muster the effort to rut like rabbits.
Do be a good chap and strip us off, insert us into each other and move us around a tad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Oh don't laugh at her Foxworth, it's a skin condition.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# that's no excuse
fill my bath with frogspawn and fetch the electrodes and we'll call it quits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)
# You too?!
I just finished emptying the paddling pool from the bottom of the garden for Mr. Mu down the hall.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# I'm rather afraid the voices in my head do insist on us being refered to as the Messrs Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# it's all the rage nowadays
get with the times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# See, it fits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# oh my! it fits!
go in a bit further!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# L-lonely space vixens.
WHAT?!

I think someone obsessed with innuendo in cartoons posted it on Facebook ages ago. Then I unfriended them because they did my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# ^this
without the pubic school references.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# To the wankmobile!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# *dramatic music*
*leaps in*

*squelchuthpfp*

*turn on engine*

chchvhvhhfhfkhfhfhbbbbkbbrschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfschlupfBANG

*wankmobile effluvia leaks out*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# 'fails emissions test'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# [sound of applause]
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# That faraway look in his eyes...
He's so wishing it was someone else...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Queeny was a bit of a looker back in her day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Rabbit in the headlights mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# keep your eyes open
and think of England.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# MORE GLOVES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:28, archived)