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# I ended up having to sit on them backwards and aim straight down the hole,
because the flush was never strong enough to shift my logs off the platform.

Exasperating. No wonder Europe is on it's knees.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:42, archived)
# fucking hell! well, at least you could skin up on the cistern :D
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
# {:-)
"Everywhere men are in chains, smash the cistern"
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Oh right... so the inspection platform is for you to inspect your doings?
I thought you meant an overhead platform for others to inspect YOU. Or is that just Soviet Russia?
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# It's like a little shelf built into the porcelain.
When I was a student, my diet was lacking in fibre, so my sturdy British turds used to push me off the seat. A most uncomfortable circumstance, hence the need to aim straight down the hole.

e.g. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet#Washout_toilet
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Ah yes, I think I *have* used one of those
I don't like the look of those Anglo-Indian ones. I'm not against the idea of squatting, it's just that I can't even look at a picture of one without getting an urge to go and wash my feet.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)
# "Hansh, Hansh! You must come and shee thish".
"Und bring your calipersh".
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)