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# QUICK TELL THE INTERNET.... I just broke my tooth - anyone fancy being a dentist?
doh
edit : you must be this wide to ride?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# oh and i swallowed the bit of tooth....
will i die? *panics* or should teeth be part of my diet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# don't worry.
in fact, you'll need the extra calcium to grow a new tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)
# so i should eat more teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)
# yes - you need to eat about four or five teeth
to grow one healthy new one, on average.
If that's not possible, five pints of cream, or seven pounds of cheese should be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# but im lactose intollerant
...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# ask your butcher for an old hambone
to chew on.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)
# OH NO!
im not gonna be able to eat my pork scratchings :( :( :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# If you survive the bit where it cuts open the inside if your intestine, you should be fine...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# pooping out my teeth
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Remeber to shove plenty of food up your ass like in south park ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)