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# you know, I know this is a serious response moment in this thread
but CuntMate® sounds like some kind of awesome brandname.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:15, archived)
# It sounds a bit dated I think
Like it should be called The CuntMate® 2000 but no-one even remembers it now because there's an iPhone/Android app that replaces it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# does have that eau de 70's about it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:36, archived)
# the black and decker cuntmate was the best sex toy the diy world ever saw
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:29, archived)
# As long as you didn't get your fingers cut off with it's rotating flanges
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)