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# The boyd in the top picture has the cold dead eyes of a killer
The cassowary looks like a rather dandy fellow named Herbert
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I was having a discussion the other day about the mental processes of birds.
A Cockatoo will be looking at you and wondering how to wind you up (they've been shown to have a well-developed sense of humour), while a Sparrowhawk is all like:

10 Find prey item
20 Kill prey item
30 Consume prey item
40 GOTO 10

(sorry, I lefted-and-ighted them to take up less /board space, so as not to knacker out anyone's scrolling tendons)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:44, archived)
# They still come out top and bottom on my fullscreen monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Either Ctrl+F5, or they're humping.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:49, archived)
# ALL avians have the cold eyes of psychotic fiendmasters
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
# All except the Buller's Albatross.
They have remarkably human-like brown eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I find sunbittens look those most sinister
Ours peer at you looking altogether twisted and evil
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# I'd love to go see them in the wild.
One day, one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Aiieee! Birds with human eyes. That's even more sinister:
www.albatrossencounter.co.nz/content/images/1139/640x480normal/Bullers_Albatross.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Campbell Albatrosses just look angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# He's just cross
he got in the way of the line-painter machine
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:09, archived)
# It is clearly plotting the demise of the human race
patiently abiding it's time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)