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# I bet if I'd have asked him for a pudding in a barm he'd have just punched me the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Barm? BARM?
God I hate that word. Took me three months to work out what the fuck a barm cake was.

And don't get me started on Warburtons bread being wrapped in wax paper. The world has moved on and The North should catch up.

And breathe ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# If you keep a Warbourtons loaf for over a day you're commiting bready heresy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Seriously. There are supermarkets here who can't keep warbourtons in stock past 2 in the afternoon.
And the fucking bakery is only down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# it is impossible for someone to say "BARM" without someone in the vicinity saying "EY UP CHUCK"
I believe they go together in some manner.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
CHUCK COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
# EVEN MORE ETHNIC!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# The North!
Call a man "Cock" and don't get punched in the face for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# maybe at Lancaster lattitudes
but north of yorkshire it'd result in a bloodbath
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)