
Simply cut out the word 'Fries' or 'Fish 'n' Fries', and stick it over your menu where you have the word 'chips'
Problem solved.

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Problem solved.


Next up: O2 rationing the amount of oxygen each supporter can take within Olympic Park

when cheering on team GB.
to be honest, when they first showed the logo i thought, what shit, but it's grown on me and i was quite looking forward to the olympics.
but all the blatant 'tax haven' stuff and corporate fuckwangling has really taken the shine off the proceedings.
[edit] also, well done G4S for a utter balls up on security, i suspect they will do the good thing and take a reduced rate in what they were being paid.
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to be honest, when they first showed the logo i thought, what shit, but it's grown on me and i was quite looking forward to the olympics.
but all the blatant 'tax haven' stuff and corporate fuckwangling has really taken the shine off the proceedings.
[edit] also, well done G4S for a utter balls up on security, i suspect they will do the good thing and take a reduced rate in what they were being paid.

oh wait I'll be the one dampening, nevermind
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:53,
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cash, cheques and *ptuh* mastercard are not accepted
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:23,
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There are plenty of wierdos out there who would have sex with the crazy guy in the mask.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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My reply still stands:
"It worked for Clay at his swinger's parties."
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37,
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"It worked for Clay at his swinger's parties."

pleases SmeeAlso I'm drinking Grolsch it's bruued longah for a fulla tayste
youtu.be/wRuo7dZHHnw
i am manmale

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youtu.be/wRuo7dZHHnw
i am manmale


edit: also b3ta.com/board/10805703
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:44,
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If your chips crunch when you eat them you're doing it wrong.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:52,
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Rather than, say, and undertakers', or a Total Fitness gym.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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The same happens if you ask for gravy anywhere in the South.
You Shouldn't Have To Microwave It Bitches!
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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You Shouldn't Have To Microwave It Bitches!

is that it's COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:56,
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HMMMMMM
That's right
HMMMMMM
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:58,
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That's right
HMMMMMM

My niece wants to make that for me, I keep putting her off. I fear it.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02,
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JOIN US EH?
JOIN US EH?
JOIN US EH?
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
*points vigourously and opens mouth wide, bacon falls out*
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:04,
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JOIN US EH?
JOIN US EH?
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
*points vigourously and opens mouth wide, bacon falls out*

It was a boke-fest from the first word to the last.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05,
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but it's more addictive than crack
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:47,
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Real gravy that didn't start from a can.
Real hand cut potatoes.
Anything else is caveat ingestor
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Real hand cut potatoes.
Anything else is caveat ingestor

Proper chippies that is. Northern chippies.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:58,
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Whereas it's actually a lesson for the criminally ignorant.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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and roll about on the floor
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00,
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one vat curry
one vat gravy
It's what makes a chippy, damn it.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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one vat gravy
It's what makes a chippy, damn it.

JOIN US
WITH OUR QUAD OF VATS
JOIN US
JOIN US
*points and breathes in vigorously*
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02,
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WITH OUR QUAD OF VATS
JOIN US
JOIN US
*points and breathes in vigorously*

THE PEAS
I FORGOT THE PEAS
holy crap :(
yes, an equally large vat of peas
OH OH OH FUCK
and a vat of beans!
how could I forget this!
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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I FORGOT THE PEAS
holy crap :(
yes, an equally large vat of peas
OH OH OH FUCK
and a vat of beans!
how could I forget this!

scrag, scran, batter, bits and quite likely a myriad terms hithertoo unknown but to LOCALS!
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05,
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the more we fry
and serve with various innapropriate meta condiments
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:06,
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and serve with various innapropriate meta condiments

scallops? Surely that's some limp-wristed Southern puffery?
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:06,
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scallops?
What is this? the old kent road?!
This has gone from being about MANS chips
with curry, gravy, beans and MUSHY FUCKING PEAS
along with choice of pie, fish, patty, cake etc
TO SCALLOPS!
I weep man, I weep !
Where did it all go wrong?
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:09,
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What is this? the old kent road?!
This has gone from being about MANS chips
with curry, gravy, beans and MUSHY FUCKING PEAS
along with choice of pie, fish, patty, cake etc
TO SCALLOPS!
I weep man, I weep !
Where did it all go wrong?

He's all like, look at me I'm rubbing boiling lardy chips and gravy into my manly chest, and then he's like, oh yeah and here's a rainbow dinosaur and some PONCEY FUCKING SCALLOPS
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I wonder if they'd agree with my digestive system.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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And there's no pans on. Vats yes - pans no. Vats which have been simmering for so long I'm sure life is forming at the bottom.
And everything is fried, even the picked eggs. And the chips come covered in cheese.
It's heaven. Which is where you'll end up if you eat there more than once a year.
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And everything is fried, even the picked eggs. And the chips come covered in cheese.
It's heaven. Which is where you'll end up if you eat there more than once a year.

When I asked him to just pour it over the chips rather than set that stupid little tub in the bag he looked at me as if I'd asked for a go on his wife.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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some places don't know what chip butties are
WHAT THE SCREAMING VEGETABLE PLANTATION FUCK!?
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WHAT THE SCREAMING VEGETABLE PLANTATION FUCK!?

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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00,
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God I hate that word. Took me three months to work out what the fuck a barm cake was.
And don't get me started on Warburtons bread being wrapped in wax paper. The world has moved on and The North should catch up.
And breathe ...
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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And don't get me started on Warburtons bread being wrapped in wax paper. The world has moved on and The North should catch up.
And breathe ...

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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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And the fucking bakery is only down the road.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:17,
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I believe they go together in some manner.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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Call a man "Cock" and don't get punched in the face for it!
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:30,
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but north of yorkshire it'd result in a bloodbath
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37,
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until you've gone into a chippy and asked for a sausage supper and tried to hand over a bunch of pound notes, you've got no fucking cause to complain
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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I've been to take aways in the south
I HAVE EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!!!!!one!!!eleven
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I HAVE EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!!!!!one!!!eleven

The only place I know with pound notes are the Channel Islands.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:03,
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Pound notes. It was cute how they were trying to be different with their monopoly money.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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last i knew they were still legal tender, just very rare.
well, i say legal tender. if you believe the nerds on wikipedia they aren't actually legal tender at all, but they're de facto legal tender. yeah.
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well, i say legal tender. if you believe the nerds on wikipedia they aren't actually legal tender at all, but they're de facto legal tender. yeah.

but ten years back pound notes - bank of scotland, i think; i think both clydesdale and rbos had stopped them - were *always* given in change by the butchers in st andrews. i think they had a massive stock of them or something. it wasn't very easy to buy anything with them in england.
for all i know the butchers has shut down and pound notes have finally died.
edit: i just went and checked. the nerds on wikipedia reassure me that pound notes are still issued in scotland, but it's rbos that issue them, not bos. that told me.
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for all i know the butchers has shut down and pound notes have finally died.
edit: i just went and checked. the nerds on wikipedia reassure me that pound notes are still issued in scotland, but it's rbos that issue them, not bos. that told me.

The seem to cycle between till and wallet, never going near a bank so they're slowly getting less and less recognisable as notes.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 7:02,
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passed from the butchers and the pub. i imagine the pub then went and spent them at the butchers, because they never gave them out in change. neither did anyone else.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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In the American South, gravy is everywhere, and it looks like this: www.google.ca/search?q=sausage+gravy+biscuits&tbm=isch
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:21,
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even though I rarely eat patat of any sort
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:19,
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Other than that Mayonnaise works for me, fine.
/wave of the future.
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Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:57,
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/wave of the future.


THERE! I FUCKING SAID IT! LONDON! 2012! ONE IS THE CAPITAL OF THE COUNTRY IN WHICH I LIVE! THE OTHER IS THE YEAR IN WHICH WE ARE ALL LIVING! WHY THE FUCK SHOULD THE TWO COMBINE TO BE A TRADEMARK? FUCK YOU ALL!
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:06,
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Fuckers.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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you be saying Olympics next and Summer Games.
you should have a gold medal for your bravery.
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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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you should have a gold medal for your bravery.

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Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:15,
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at a festival of physical health all about then?
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*Waits to get sued*
McDonald's UK Front Page (Albeit Briefly)
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McDonald's UK Front Page (Albeit Briefly)