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# I wanted to Google Japanese wines
but it started getting sake with me.

*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I asked what was the best brand of fortified wine to drink during inclement weather
It told me "Any port in a storm"

*Joins Bourbon in head-hanging exercise*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I wanted to make a liqueur cream for some cakes
I couldn't decide which of my alphabetised implements to use. Would it be spoon A, fork B, stirring device C, big wooden spoon D, or whisk E?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I feel mistakes are quickly forgotten about with a tipple.
Unfortunately, I've not replaced the stash in a while, and there's not much rum for error.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Then just imagine how stressful it was on Noah's Ark
So understaffed, they had to give jobs to the animals. Bovines up top giving directions, morays running the computer systems.

I didn't know which was better, the Conn Yak or the Tech Eel... ahhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Hah, should have been in this Clash-themed pub I was in in Camden a few weeks back.
They only sold London Carling.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)