I wanted to Google Japanese wines
but it started getting sake with me.
*hangs head in shame*
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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*hangs head in shame*
I asked what was the best brand of fortified wine to drink during inclement weather
It told me "Any port in a storm"
*Joins Bourbon in head-hanging exercise*
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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*Joins Bourbon in head-hanging exercise*
I wanted to make a liqueur cream for some cakes
I couldn't decide which of my alphabetised implements to use. Would it be spoon A, fork B, stirring device C, big wooden spoon D, or whisk E?
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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I feel mistakes are quickly forgotten about with a tipple.
Unfortunately, I've not replaced the stash in a while, and there's not much rum for error.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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Then just imagine how stressful it was on Noah's Ark
So understaffed, they had to give jobs to the animals. Bovines up top giving directions, morays running the computer systems.
I didn't know which was better, the Conn Yak or the Tech Eel... ahhh...
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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I didn't know which was better, the Conn Yak or the Tech Eel... ahhh...