Possibly you could do it if you were in a town to promote your new book, a critique of McDonalds commercial rapacity
and when stopping for lunch found that the only place that was open was a McDonalds outlet, and you were forced to eat there. That would be pretty ironic.
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or...
if whilst inside said establishment...
you meet the man of your dreams
...then meet his beautiful wife.
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Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:44,
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and then go for a threesome?
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