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# i just wanted to let you know that the USA-ian Ronald McDonald is filled with shame
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# mecca is that way --->
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# So that's Mecca eh?
*Becomes Muslim*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# HI THIS IS THE BNP
BRITAIN FOR THE BRITISH

OUT WOGGY MUDSLIME SCUM
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 3:51, archived)
# Just Wonderful!
(SpiteClassic, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 3:49, archived)
# Scenes from the McPocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# I home (*hope*) he is also rocking backwards and forwards, moaning
having finally realised what he has done.

eats McDonalds ocasionally but does it ironically
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# How do you eat McDonalds ironically?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# he orders a burger..
but he is a vegetarian???
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Possibly you could do it if you were in a town to promote your new book, a critique of McDonalds commercial rapacity
and when stopping for lunch found that the only place that was open was a McDonalds outlet, and you were forced to eat there. That would be pretty ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# or...
if whilst inside said establishment...
you meet the man of your dreams

...then meet his beautiful wife.
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# and then go for a threesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Or maybe it's like 10,000 Big Macs, when all you want is a Whopper
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# whoah!! mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# double order of
McPiss!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Mindpiss is made for sharing
In other news, I'm watching Star Trek (The Original Series) for the first time in my life. I'm currently on the episode where Sulu goes mental with a sword. This stuff is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
# sounds like fun!
I used to watch the original series when I was yo(u)ng
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# And now Spock is crying!
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# that would be-
charlie x?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# No, it's The Naked Time
Also, apologies for my RWF faux-pas below! Only just noticed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:57, archived)
# You're lucky to experience it for the first time as an adult,
but unfortunate not to have been weaned on it.

That stuff is pretty much the closest thing I have to a religion.


edit: do try and watch the original stuff with the hard won hand crafted special effects and not the push button crap they've replaced it with. I learned to push those buttons, I know how easy CG planets are to make, and it makes me mad that they puked all over the original artists and it's the only version you can get on Netflix: Seriously GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:40, archived)
# it's like 10 thousand straws when you just need a sip
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Straws, with which to slurp your MIND PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I eat it but know it''s doing equally as much damage to me as to the environment
so I figure- we're on an equivalent level. Call it quits. I am soaking up some damage that some other poor fat bastard who really shouldn't eat for the good of their sake is better off for not having.

this only works if at some point a tubster turns up at the counter and they say 'sorry, we've run out'.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Yeah, or you're in front of him in the queue when it's 2 minutes to closing time.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I enter that place once in a blue moon and part with money
there is something about a Big Mac my taste buds actually quite enjoy

Generally a yearly thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
# that was me with cigs.
twice or thrice a year I could quite enjoy half a cig.

Then it became Bad Boy Curry Pot Noodles.

Same time scale :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
My mate at the bash swiped a roll-up and almost threw up, bless him

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:22, archived)
# He had to have a rib removed in order to do that.
Similar to the odious little 80's pop icon, Prince.
Prince Charles that is, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I wondered how he got his
Extra Thick MilkShake.

/autofellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
# i thought that was..
being sucked off in a car..


ahem... i'll get my coat!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# McOmNomNom
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# What have you photoshopped? Resizing doesnt count as proper photoshopping
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# i upped the saturation, and increased the contrast?
umm, oops ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# A JELLY DONUT?!?
Why is Private Pyle posting that unshopped image?! Why aren't you /board nazis stomping Private Pyle's guts out!?

Id say you got off pretty lightly :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)
# ...becoz it is so topical
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# And it's late in the day.
Speaking of which, I'm off to bed now. Early(ish) start on the morrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Is that George Washington punching Kong?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Nearly, it's Thomas Jefferson punching a regular gorilla.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:42, archived)
# i can always paste a freebase or flanbase face on it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# It would require extensive reconstructive shoppery to put a freebs at that angle
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:09, archived)
# thank you, mo
yur mai heroe
...i think i love you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:15, archived)
# The gayshift lives by its own rules, man
Wary wanderers from the dayshift should beware. Herein lives the original spirit of B3ta, these days often sleeping, but never dead.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 1:30, archived)
# GAYSHIFT RULES OK!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:04, archived)
# And Inspector Fuck is of the Gayshift


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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:16, archived)
# Gayshift forever!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:37, archived)
# Dormant, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:40, archived)
# McRaep
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:16, archived)
# kids lovin' it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 4:36, archived)
# The subject content goes here
The message content goes here
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 5:16, archived)
# bite me
bite me again
:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:06, archived)