Get an XBox 360 and download Perfect DarkNothing like as much slowdown and a texture buffer bigger than 4k: Perfect Dark the way it should be played!
(Or get a PS3 and a copy of Time Splitters: Future Perfect. It's a PS2 game but looks way better upscaled to 720p. It's like Perfect Dark but a lot less serious. You can play as a fucking shoal of fish. Or a sock.)
((Or get a PS3 and a copy of Time Splitters: Future Perfect. It's a PS2 game but looks way better upscaled to 720p. It's like Perfect Dark but a lot less serious. You can play as a fucking shoal of fish. Or a sock.)
boris the spider,
Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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I heard Time SPlitters was good.I'll check that out when I've got something to play it on.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:03,
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It's the same team that did Perfect Darkso it's got very much the same feel, controls as similar as it's possible to be with the different controllers, and as near identical a multiplayer/bot deathmatch as they could get without breaking the law. So, alas, you won't find Kazesim or Judgesim, but on the other hand you can fight against the gingerbread man or someone who isn't donald duck, and the losing player can have a load of monkeys running around with guns fighting on their side.
oh, and you can do monkey curling in one of the challenges.
i honestly think that future perfect is the best computer game of all time, particularly if you've any friends who like multiplayer fps and aren't up their own arses (which is unfortunately very few people).
(oh, and you can do monkey curling in one of the challenges.
i honestly think that future perfect is the best computer game of all time, particularly if you've any friends who like multiplayer fps and aren't up their own arses (which is unfortunately very few people).
boris the spider,
Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:41,
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