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# trainers? what kind of impoverished slob do you take me for?
i'm currently cracking open* a bottle of champagne!


*this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
# they do tend to crack when you use a screwdriver to get the security tag off too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:07, archived)
# no need, it was a gift
and it's delicious with pure orange juice and a spot of grenadine.
colourful, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Well that's one way to ruin decent champagne.
Have you tried mixing it with Guinness?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# i hate guinness
and trust me, it's not decent champagne
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# You mean there is a way to make Champagne not taste vile?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I'm a little bemused by champagne, and I used to get it free!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# yes, pure orange juice
the grenadine is optional, i just happened to have some handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Once upon a time
My friend's older brother got married. Then everyone left for Hawaii, and let me house sit. They had a fridge absolutely full of champagne that was left over from the wedding. I remember dancing naked with a woman twice my age within hours.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# sounds fun
i'll probably just have a little drinky in the bath and spend the rest of the night telling the dogs to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Older ladies ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# depends how old *you* are!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)