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# It's only fucking sunday


I'm up so early after eating a kebab last night and my IBS kicking in a couple of hours ago

IBS is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:12, archived)
# Internet Bandwagon Sunday?
Concorde was a beautiful thing. We'll not see anything that pretty flying again. Even Reaction Engines' Skylon doesn't look a patch on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:16, archived)
# I'd have said "Irritable Bowel Sunday",
but didn't want to appear flippant about something that uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:18, archived)
# it's the wifes fault
she went out on the piss and left me looking after the kids.
I had no boundaries and decided to go on a kebab rampage :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:20, archived)
# I merely get to look after ours
because the wife is 'poorly' with a mere sniffle, resulting in me doing all the housework and her staying in bed until midday.
Ah well, steak and sauteed potatoes tonight to look forward to. Cooked by myself, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:22, archived)
# steak and sauteed potatoes
I'll be lucky if there's a pot noodle in the house on a sunday (we order the shopping for mondays)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:25, archived)
# that could be the most middle class thing I have ever typed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:26, archived)
# I think the mentioning of noodles and the lack of food negates the middle classness.
Unless your children are called something like Jocasta or Persephone (irrespective of being male or female) you'll have difficulty regaining middle class.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:42, archived)
# we get the kids food separate to our food
so they still have a freezer full
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:44, archived)
# I did the shopping yesterday...
I bet the next time I'm ill, I'll get no sympathy at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:49, archived)
# it's not hard to click add favourites to cart
then pay XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:52, archived)
# Adelaide is a whole 25 years behind.
I'm amazed we can pay by card here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:54, archived)
# Ouch
I went into a news agents over here a few days ago and was shocked that I couldn't pay by card
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:57, archived)
# The joke in other parts of Australia
is that the time difference between Sydney and Adelaide is 30 minutes and 30 years. This is one of the few places in the world with a half-hour time zone. Means that at the state border with WA, there's a 2hr30 time difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:02, archived)
# Do you ever drive over the time zone at 88mph
just to see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:05, archived)
# Pit lane speeding penalty?
I've never had a driving licence, but I shall recommend this idea to a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFT7hNhop7w
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:11, archived)
# -__-
My kids love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:13, archived)
# the time difference between sydney and uk is about 30 years too
so you must be 60 years, and half an hour, in the past.
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 8:14, archived)
# IBS is shit
And then more shit
then shit
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:17, archived)
# then you stand up and realize it's not finished yet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:18, archived)
# Like the Italian national anthem.
The Formula 1 drivers always look disheartened when it goes to the middle bit and they realise they have to stand there another few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:24, archived)
# Oooo Hungary today
The red bulls looked a bit off the pace yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:26, archived)
# Lovely, isn't it?
I know all the teams look to test the rules as far as they can, but Red Bull are just shifty.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:48, archived)
# and yesterday it came out that they could adjust the ride height on the fly
I just enjoy seeing Vettel having his little tantrums, I no longer care who wins as long as it isn't red bull
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:51, archived)
# As well as a covered-up investigation of their parc ferme tinkerings.
They've become the new Ferrarri.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:53, archived)
# the thing that gets me is the drivers for red bull aren't actually that good
Vettel can't pass anyone and Webber has been in the sport for years but until red bull no one had a clue who he was
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:56, archived)
# Vettel's highly amusing to watch when it's not going well.
Also, have you noticed in the last few races, when he's on the podium, the other drivers tend to keep their distance a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:01, archived)
# I liked his excuse that Hamilton distracted him when he un-lapped himself
Maybe it was that distraction that caused him to overtake Button off the track

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:04, archived)
# That was awesome.
Seeing the marshalls wondering if they should wave blue at him or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:14, archived)
# Funny looking sewer, there!
Is that why youre always hanging out in sewers, so you can have a shat when you want?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Leave Rebecca Adlington alone!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)