'I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger...'was the first line of George Formby's little known 1924 hit 'Eeeeee..by 'eck, y'wanker...'
The chorus ran: 'Turned out nice again....E=MC2'
(The chorus ran: 'Turned out nice again....E=MC2'
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:54,
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I can play C and G and have a blister on my fingerI'm an ugly motherfucker
and a truly awful singer
I ply my trade in blackpool docks
singer for my supper
or sucking sailers cocks
Eee by 'eck you wanker
go and fuck yourself
I'm a cheeky northern bastard
and i live on a small shelf*
*ran out of rhymes there, sorry
and it doesn't scan that well either
(and a truly awful singer
I ply my trade in blackpool docks
singer for my supper
or sucking sailers cocks
Eee by 'eck you wanker
go and fuck yourself
I'm a cheeky northern bastard
and i live on a small shelf*
*ran out of rhymes there, sorry
and it doesn't scan that well either
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:59,
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he usually hangs around on /links:D
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:13,
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Well remembered, mictoboy!Brought tears to my eyes...Formby often claimed to run out of rhymes. He has since been exposed as an opium fiend.
I think the song featured in the 1927 black and white talkie "Wahey, Mrs Brown - Time for Frottage" ?
You'll remember the wanking scene.
(I think the song featured in the 1927 black and white talkie "Wahey, Mrs Brown - Time for Frottage" ?
You'll remember the wanking scene.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:07,
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