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# 'Allo my name's David - and I'd like to sing you a tune til the next stop....'


'now how the fuck does it go...'
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# I'm learning to play the ukulele at the moment...
I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# beware boxers v ukelele players


Ali v Formby was a claissic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# brill
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# That's next....
as soon as I can afford one...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# i played one the other day
not my bag at all,
far too brash
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# A friend of mine has a gitanjo.
A six string banjo tuned like a guitar...
The sound from it is immense, But it was £600 :-(
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)
# 6 strings? Pah!
I have (somewhere) a Framus 12 string banjo. Takes a week to restring and tune, weighs a ton and is truly horrible!
(therealche, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Are we still allowed to call a jew's harp a jew's harp?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Yes as long as there are no Jews in the room.
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# Fuck yeah.
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# keep at it!
i've been playing a while and i can manage c & g too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# "I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger..."
was the first line of George Formby's little known 1924 hit "Eeeeee..by 'eck, y'wanker..."

The chorus ran: "Turned out nice again....E=MC2"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger
I'm an ugly motherfucker
and a truly awful singer

I ply my trade in blackpool docks
singer for my supper
or sucking sailers cocks

Eee by 'eck you wanker
go and fuck yourself
I'm a cheeky northern bastard
and i live on a small shelf*

*ran out of rhymes there, sorry
and it doesn't scan that well either
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Got the tabs?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:10, archived)
# he usually hangs around on /links
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Well remembered, mictoboy!
Brought tears to my eyes...Formby often claimed to run out of rhymes. He has since been exposed as an opium fiend.
I think the song featured in the 1927 black and white talkie "Wahey, Mrs Brown - Time for Frottage" ?

You'll remember the wanking scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Peter Sellers also played the uke
Hear him here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb4o_4FqMM0
Also, see if you can find some stuff by the foremost ukulele punk band, Uke 'til you Puke.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTaXblksZu8

better version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Fal0faBog#t=06m33s
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Have a Blister on my Finger?
I haven't heard that - who's it by?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
#
Ten Tory Love Songs
(viet_donkey_cong Charlie don't surf the web, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# sitting on the wall :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# that guitar is upside down
is cameron left handed?
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# no he learnt from Hendrix !!!
trust you ... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Or maybe he just doesn't know how do play the thing
"Yah it's one of those modern rock 'n' roll instruments you know"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
# This isn't tuned like a lyre!
George? George! What on Earth *is* it?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)
# "Somebody get me a bow!"
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# didn't think of that :(
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# no
he just has an extreme right wing
:)
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# Cam Ba Yah
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# Talkin' 'bout my... remuneration
Why don't y'all f-f-f-f-...
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# Hehe, best spoof I ever heard of that song was
People try to put him down
Talking 'bout my blind alsation
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# hahahaha, i fucking love this
did anyone see him and that french cunts lame attempt at the mexican wave?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# it's called a mexican wank
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Nice
I like how it looks as though everyone else is pretending it's not really happening.
Like people usually do when there's a nutter on the tube.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Singin' the blues
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