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# The latest menu item to appear at 'Caviar House'
I can't walk through an airport duty free shopping area without seeing that sign and remembering the first time I found out that 'Caviar' was a euphemism for scat-play (and I don't mean free-form jazz).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:18, archived)
# 'waits for Jazz/poo pic to appear'.
Edit: We are back to Bassoons.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Fun fact:
Tom of Tom and Jerry fame was originally called Jazzpuss
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:25, archived)
# If that isn't a Furry nickname already...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:28, archived)
# First rule of the internet
If you can write something, someone on DeviantArt has drawn a shit picture of it.

mistress-of-dragons.deviantart.com/art/Dinobot-and-Jazzpussy-89672866
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:33, archived)
# a) That's not Tom of Tom and Jerry fame
b) That dinosaur is not robotic enough to merit the name dinobot.

2/10 for that Devian Tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 22:40, archived)
# a) It is Jazzpus though!
b) Neither Jazzpus nor the Dinosaur are anything like robotic enough to merit being called "robots" of any description, no matter what the "artist" and the "commenters" on Deviant"Art" might say.

I'm sure one of them said that Jazzpus is a robot. I have no idea why.


Edit:
It also has the great aspect of 'two worlds', since I'm assuming Jazzpussy, as a robot/cat/transformer is a Maximal, while Dinotbot is technically a Predicon (even though he's an honorable turncoat), but also since one is a prehistoric reptile and the other is a feline mammal. And obviously, at least the Jazzpussy is forward and Dinobot is... not? I can't really tell if he's reluctant/shy or is one of those 'do not want' situations.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:01, archived)
# there is no god
and i'm going to kill myself :(

s394.photobucket.com/albums/pp30/Jazz-pussy/Gif/?start=all

next time i see emvee on here i'm going to send him this link
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:06, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:20, archived)
#
I can't really tell if he's reluctant/shy or is one of those 'do not want' situations.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Jazzpus
oozes out of wounds caused by a particularly sharp syncopated rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:58, archived)
#
I love your picture of the Virus criminal from Ozmoses Jones for your avi.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 10:17, archived)
#
Jazzpussy is :iconjazzpussy:'s OC for Beast Wars ^^; But she is a pretty kitty!


Beats me, I have no clue what these people are talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 11:00, archived)
# That is the least bot dino and the least jazz pussy I've ever seen.
There's a sentence I never thought I'd have to type.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 23:37, archived)
#
Jazzpussy: Come on, cuddle closer!:heart: We both have to fit in the picture!:love:

Dinobot: Tell me again how you got me to agree doing this...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:51, archived)
#
Jazzpussy: HOWWRRROWRRLLL!

Dinobot: *tears Jazzpussy apart, as a dinosaur is wont to do.*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 13:39, archived)