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# B3ta care instructions
-keep out of direct sunlight
-do not feed after midnight
-dry clean only
-thrives on lame puns and crudely drawn cocks
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:28, archived)
# warning: becomes contaminated with freebase and boiling piss at night
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:33, archived)
# ^ in very small letters on the back of the label
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)