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[challenge entry] She was also in 'A Park Officer and a Gentlemen'


Here's a tip for junior B3TAns: If you have a lame pun such as this as an entry, why not wait until three brilliant posts are on the board before you post. That way it will look extra shit in comparison

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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:50, archived)
# :D
don't be so hard on yourself, the zebra winger pun is sound, perhaps the problem is more that B3ta average age during the summer holidays is 7, so not many people know who Debra Winger is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Dear Mr Toast,
Who is Debra Winger?
A. Member. (age 7)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:12, archived)
# It's OK
I put the QOTW vote to draw attention away
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# you should hire yourself out as a Presidential bodyguard/bullet taker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:13, archived)
# saved by the poll
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
# B3ta thrives on lame puns!
Which is good because I can't do the clever sort. I can barely do the lame sort.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# B3ta care instructions
-keep out of direct sunlight
-do not feed after midnight
-dry clean only
-thrives on lame puns and crudely drawn cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:28, archived)
# warning: becomes contaminated with freebase and boiling piss at night
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:33, archived)
# ^ in very small letters on the back of the label
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Well, I think it's lovely
and I'd carry her off to a soundtrack any day!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)