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# I assure you my cock is fully erect and twitching, Sir.
*thump*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
she never forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:27, archived)
# A vulgar person.
...But Then OK.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:30, archived)
# That's what my wife said to me on our first date
*eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:32, archived)
# You married?!
*surprise*
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
genuine LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Not as surprised as I
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:42, archived)
# aaaw you used my gif..bless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Aw it's all about you, bless
Which one is yours? www.tineye.com/search/098d49e965c1b8c02d422eb9420c21f0503e6c64/
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
# deary me..
I was just saying I made it ya moody tit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)
# 'moody'
lol, nice one specky, you broke my ironymeter
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# hahaa yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:00, archived)
# haha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Oooh eee oooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:53, archived)
# honestly though..that was a fucking cracker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Yeh, I imagine it was
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:59, archived)
# pure dillion
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:04, archived)
# *checks phrasebook*
"Phrase uttered by Glaswegian neds (see Ned) to express a variety of emotions / impluses / thoughts (if thinking is possible when strung out on Schweeties) including:
1) punch / beat up someone
2) indicate admiration for a female or car or fish supper.
3) indicate an extreme degree of the succeeding adjective / verb / noun.
Commonly preceeded by the word "pure".
First know use circa 1995 in a chippie in Maryhill Road - "Joahnny, dillion him" - now a common ned word used in any number of situations.
As in...
1) Ah'm gonnae pure dillion you, ya fuckin' dobbur!
2) Check oot that bird Donna-Marie, sheeza pure dillion - or - haw haw look at that E.V.O. (i.e. Mitsubishi evo) itza pure dillion. - or - haw brullyint, this chippie does a pure dillion roll and chip wi buckie, no?
3) You're a pure dillion bawbag. - or - haw they versace trackies are pure dillions - or - ah pure love Donna-Marie's sovvy rings, they're pure dillions."

Seems legit

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)
# moggy clamped you a dillion
hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)