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# we like to heap praise on people
but when we fear we are being manipulated we go all Columbo and get the burning pitchforks ready.

You don't need to show your workings, just stay and chat and join in and stuff, we don't bite, well some of us do, but they've had their shots and they only mean some kind of sexual love by it :)
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:53, archived)
# many times those fears are well grounded
He didn't need to show his workings, but doing so has given him credibility instead of suspicion.
but I promise I won't ask him again
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I don't want to see his workings!
it'll be all pipes and internal organs and clockwork covered in "lubricant"

eeeeuw!
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:47, archived)
# i come across as reasonable in my grilling, but my actual reaction was:
fuck, that's great!
what? It was posted on reddit 14 hours ago?
You theiving motherfucker! how could you betray us like that?
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# we're all reasonable bastards on here
:D
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:19, archived)
# now that i have everyone's trust, i can nick everything from now on!
oh damn. wait. i didn't mean that. those were inside words that my hands typed out for some reason. cuss you, hands. WRETCHED HANDS.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:44, archived)
#
I understand the distrust at first. Heck, sometimes I don't even trust myself. I stared at myself in the mirror for an hour asking myself if I truly did make this gif. What does it mean "to make?" Who is "I?" What is "me?" I had to leave the bathroom then because my dad had to take a dump.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:44, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Great GIF, Great not-getting-your knickers-in-a-twist when challenged, Great hummus in the reply.
*doffs cap*
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:03, archived)