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[challenge entry]
I'll be damned if I'm making more than one trip carrying these bagsAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELPME

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(never too late for Olympic-ish images is it?)
[sorry no Mo]
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(eatcrayons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:38, archived)
# This is awesome
In all senses of the meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:40, archived)
# haha trust a man to try to carry too many bags at once.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:40, archived)
# brilliant!
hope they are at least double bagged.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Especially when they start cutting into your fingers...
Carrier bags; shit 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Top Tip: (discovered through practice as a HomeCarer)
Knot the handles together which gives you one big handle on each bag less cutting into your flesh like cheese wire.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:45, archived)
# *takes notes*
I considered getting one of those trolley things old people have, but your idea's far more practical. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:47, archived)
# i use one of these
images.thenorthface.com/is/image/TheNorthFace/370x370/doubletrack-21-ADVQ_001_hero.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:52, archived)
# That's an epic shopping trolley
they should make them more macho and trendy so that younger people and men aren't put off using them. You could have one in black leather with studs in it and Born to Shop in an Hell's Angel patch
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:54, archived)
# well, technically it's a suitcase,
but if there's shopping in it, it's a shopping trolley
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Something like that would be really handy for me.
Especially when going to class; I have a toolbox filled with all sorts of art stuff, so that can go in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Is that a £30 trolly with a £50 badge on it?!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:02, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:06, archived)
# I meant North face make great quality gear....
So do lots of other companies too, but because people like North face, anything with north face on it goes for ยฃ50 more than something with out it on :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:09, archived)
# tbh, it wasn't particularly cheap, but i bought it because it fit my need perfectly at the time
now i use it for all sorts, so it's more than paid for itself.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Can't beet have your favorite sweets to hand! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Also if you have any practical skills at making stuff
these are handy. www.healthandmobilitystore.com/photos/carrier-handle.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:52, archived)
# I saw something similar a while ago, it just clips on.
I guess for me, it's a matter of having something that's not going to slice my fingers off, and not going to wrench my arm out of place, a la that thing up there. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Pah, you just put your wrists through the handles, and hold around them with your hands to stop them slipping off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:13, archived)
# That cuts into the wrist - I've tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Only if you scrunch the handle up into wire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:24, archived)
# ^double hernia right there
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:42, archived)
# nicely, and well done for covering up the dislocated/broken elbow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:44, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Absolutely superb work, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:48, archived)
# oooph I remember that one. :/
dislocated shoulder..arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:51, archived)
# soup
herb
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Hey, I sometimes read reddit too!
I sometimes read reddit too!"14 hours ago"
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Dear eatcrayons, did you make this yourself?
answer quickly please
*removes from Front Page until proof is obtained*
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Ooo FPing a hotlinked image...
EDIT wow truly nothing is beyond God...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:03, archived)
# it's not hotlinked, I'd already resized and rehosted it
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:12, archived)
# God Save Teh b3ta.
Ahhh...too late...too late!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:14, archived)
#
yes i did make this myself. i was the person who submitted it to reddit 14 hours ago you can check the username on that submission. here's a screenshot of a PSD file i saved near the end of the completion of the gif as proof i made it: i.imgur.com/gpikD.png
(eatcrayons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Hahahah,
God got sickburnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Huzzah!
Should have posted it here first though..... Now I feel like the ugly one at chucking out time..

but then again...
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
it's ok, i still appreciate you for who you are as a person. gosh, you have really pretty eyes, has anyone ever told you that?
(eatcrayons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I've had many compliments on the brown one
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Why would you screenshot a PSD?
I'm just curious.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I'm not wise in these things, but could he not have reopened a saved work in progress file and taken the screenshot just now in order to show his credentials?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:46, archived)
# That's exactly what he said he's done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:48, archived)
# that's what I thought he said
as I say - not wise in these things...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:49, archived)
# shut-up Meg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I'm trying to shut up
but I keep talking.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:00, archived)
# maybe he saves the files that he's worked on..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# In which case, what are you doing waiting 14 hours between sending it to reddit and posting it here?
well done - great stuff, all suspicion formally rescinded
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:45, archived)
#
Hmm, I'm not sure actually. I finished it last night and posted it to reddit. Then this morning I got out of bed and realized "those folks at b3ta would probably enjoy it too!" Next time I make something fab I'll post it here 14 hours before anywhere else to even things out a bit.
(eatcrayons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:54, archived)
# excellent, I'll reFP it then, top work, thanks for replying
In future, post here more, win over the natives, that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:49, archived)
#
Thanks, God!
(eatcrayons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:51, archived)
# also, keep gifs under 400k, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Will do! Thanks!
(eatcrayons, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 3:04, archived)
# I thought God knew everything.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:37, archived)
# he's my step dad
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Ohhh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Why did the chicken cross the road?
I need to know, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:45, archived)
# In that case, sorry I went all Sherlock on you there...
... and congrats on producing something that did enough on reddit to get in the first couple of pages of /r/all!
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Winnar!
(Fluffster, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Aw so is it nicked?
Boo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Aww really? No fun!
EDIT: Oh wait, my apologies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Now I'm suspicious about your other FP, eatcrayons
3 messages on the main board in two years, 2 FPs

either you're quite selective about posting, or you're a plagiarist. which seems a bit silly on B3ta. We don't give prize money, you know. How much satisfaction do you get from posting other peoples work?

do you have any proof that this work is your own. maybe post links to some of the source graphics you used?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
I'll admit I'm not a big poster this site but when I make a neat-o gif that I think you all would enjoy I make sure I post it here to get some lovin'. I actually got into the New York Times for my first gif that I posted here!

Here's a screenshot of a Photoshop file of the gif before I merged all of the layers and actually made the gif file: i.imgur.com/gpikD.png

Here's the original gif that I used: i.imgur.com/pbohH.gif

And here's the images where I took the bags from: i.imgur.com/KUTbG.png

I assure you that I made all of the gifs I posted here and if you see them posted anywhere else they were originally posted by me. Sorry for the confusion fellas :(
(eatcrayons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:49, archived)
# You've not done anything you need to apologise for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:52, archived)
# we like to heap praise on people
but when we fear we are being manipulated we go all Columbo and get the burning pitchforks ready.

You don't need to show your workings, just stay and chat and join in and stuff, we don't bite, well some of us do, but they've had their shots and they only mean some kind of sexual love by it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:53, archived)
# many times those fears are well grounded
He didn't need to show his workings, but doing so has given him credibility instead of suspicion.
but I promise I won't ask him again
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I don't want to see his workings!
it'll be all pipes and internal organs and clockwork covered in "lubricant"

eeeeuw!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:47, archived)
# i come across as reasonable in my grilling, but my actual reaction was:
fuck, that's great!
what? It was posted on reddit 14 hours ago?
You theiving motherfucker! how could you betray us like that?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# we're all reasonable bastards on here
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:19, archived)
# now that i have everyone's trust, i can nick everything from now on!
oh damn. wait. i didn't mean that. those were inside words that my hands typed out for some reason. cuss you, hands. WRETCHED HANDS.
(eatcrayons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:44, archived)
#
I understand the distrust at first. Heck, sometimes I don't even trust myself. I stared at myself in the mirror for an hour asking myself if I truly did make this gif. What does it mean "to make?" Who is "I?" What is "me?" I had to leave the bathroom then because my dad had to take a dump.
(eatcrayons, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Great GIF, Great not-getting-your knickers-in-a-twist when challenged, Great hummus in the reply.
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:03, archived)
# cheers, eatcrayons
it did look a lot like you might have seen something and reposted it, but this gesture has allayed my suspicions

Great idea and well executed!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:02, archived)
#
Well, that's pretty conclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Next time just tell everyone to FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:43, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Awesome!!
too much milk
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Brilliant work.
And top gauntlet running.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:59, archived)
# quite agree
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Fab! :D
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:12, archived)
# fucking class
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:48, archived)
# your work is so good you have to prove it's yours
i envy you
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:07, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)
# this is
BATSHIT CRAZY AWESOME x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 2:14, archived)
# Is he off to Tianamen Square?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:10, archived)