My neighbour's cat has inverse bloat.
I think there's a vacuum inside it. What would you advise?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:13,
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You will need fifty (50) ghosts.
Capture them in a large, needle-less syringe. Then insert the syringe into an orifice of your choice in the cat. Depress the syringe plunger. Stand back. You may need to repeat this procedure up to three (3) times.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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OK. I will try that.
Thanks.
I hate cats
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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I'd advise you stop worrying about your neighbour's cat.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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Yeah but it looks like a concave drug addict.
And it keeps hanging around my herbs.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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