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# *strombles*


*bloats*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Is this mechanism used in the production of powdered ghosts?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:52, archived)
# The domestic version does not have that capability.
However you can buy industrial models that do. They're the size of a Ford Focus, though. In fact, they are Ford Focuses (Foci?)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Foca?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Focusses
Like crocusses. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Croca, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:11, archived)
# This is fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Fuck you Teasmaid
Catoplasmaid ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now we just need to stop them staring at bosons and all cat problems will be solved. (Apart from other cats shitting on the lawn).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:06, archived)
# The solution to the lawn problem:
Turn it upside-down when you're not using it. The cats will shit on the underside. Then turn it the right way around when you need it again.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I like staring at a lady's bosons
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:25, archived)
# The way they higgle is quite delightful
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# My neighbour's cat has inverse bloat.
I think there's a vacuum inside it. What would you advise?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:13, archived)
# You will need fifty (50) ghosts.
Capture them in a large, needle-less syringe. Then insert the syringe into an orifice of your choice in the cat. Depress the syringe plunger. Stand back. You may need to repeat this procedure up to three (3) times.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:16, archived)
# OK. I will try that.
Thanks.
I hate cats
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# I'd advise you stop worrying about your neighbour's cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Yeah but it looks like a concave drug addict.
And it keeps hanging around my herbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I don't believe in cats
also - woo
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Neville?
(*click*)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:34, archived)
#
Or is it I am Lemon, or Lemon Man or whatever his name was with the same style?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:21, archived)
# woo the neville!


oh..woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I miss The Neville.
His infernal machine was a thing of wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# everything he did made me wonder
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Think of me as
the ghost of the Neville. With extra-added ectoplasm.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:32, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Like the finest phlegm
from Fortnum and Mason.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:44, archived)
# The in-laws cat had many, MANY ghosts
Now it's dead, does that mean they are released, or do they pass to another dimension? (nice work btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
# It's a natural cycle.
Bacteria, worms and fungi will eat that cat and also the ghosts therein. Other animals will eat the fungi and worms and so on, until such a time as cats eat ghostful voles and mice and birds. It's the natural supernatural cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Truely Fascinating!
bastard ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Was this sort of bloat what lead to the creation of Deathcat?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:35, archived)