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[challenge entry] It's n-ice

From the Fictional Tourist Brochures challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:14, archived)
# RIS
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Ah
Never watched it
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Missus Beard calls it
"Game of Porn"

Which isn't far off actually.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Really nice style!
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Frankly, I'm a little depressed by the high stylistic quality of compo entries.
My stuff is going to look like shit.
Well, more like shit than usual.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# And now my watch begins..
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
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(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Winter is icumen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm,
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing: Goddamm.
Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us,
An ague hath my ham.
Freezeth river, turneth liver,
Damm you; Sing: Goddamm.
Goddamm, Goddamm, 'tis why I am, Goddamm,
So 'gainst the winter's balm.
Sing goddamm, damm, sing goddamm,
Sing goddamm, sing goddamm, DAMM.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I was going to do that
...but
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:06, archived)