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[challenge entry] I'd just burn that little ginger arsonist shit, it's always Norman.

From the Fictional Tourist Brochures challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:16, archived)
# There's a place in Caerphilly called Pontypandy.
Interesting fact on a Saturday no.1 in a series of 1.
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# Is there? Bollocks.
Considering all the fires, they are certainly not very *ahem* Caerphill are they? eh? eh? you having that?

I'll get my coat.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Ha ha! You had me at burning Norman!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I'll call you a taxi.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Shlvng, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:22, archived)
# At school we sung a rude version of the theme tune
He's always on the bed *Fireman Sam*
Doing it with Fred *Fireman Sam*
You can't ignore... Sam runs the brothel next dooooor
(we were young, alright?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:04, archived)