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From the Fictional Tourist Brochures challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 4:19, archived)
# wait, there were fucking fursuits in Peter Pan? awww shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 4:23, archived)
# there was a secret stash of them in cock rock
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 4:27, archived)
# DOING STEROIDS UP THE BUM
 
I really haven't seen many Disney movies, so I can't really comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 4:33, archived)
# i don't like disney
pinoccio is creepy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 4:36, archived)
# don't forget racist.
In chronological order, I've seen Fantasia, The Shaggy D.A., The Cat From Outer Space, The Black Hole, The Fox and the Hound, Condorman, Tron, Aladdin, Muppet Christmas Carol, Muppet Treasure Island, George of the Jungle, The Straight Story, The Country Bears, and Pirates of the Carribean.

Although those last four are due to my fondness for Brendan Fraser, David Lynch, Christopher Walken and Johnny Depp, respectively.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 5:40, archived)
# ANERICA THE BRAVE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 4:36, archived)
# But Peter Pan lived in Never-Land, not Never-Never-Land
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 6:31, archived)
# hey Tribs, you wanna see some fairies and shit? I've got some right here in my van, it's cool
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 6:32, archived)
# Those fairies hurt my tuppence :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 7:15, archived)
# here, have a sip of my magic potion, everything will be alright
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 7:27, archived)
# I GOT STEROIDS AND BUTT IMPLANTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 7:28, archived)
# everything will be alright
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Don't forget that line from 'Enter Sandman'
"Sleep with one eye open,
Grippin' your pillow tight."

I always thought that that should be the motto for all those poor kids staying over at Jacko's.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 6:29, archived)