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#
yes
NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# YARGH!
Why did I click that!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# idiocy?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# I thot
you'd have three in there by now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:07, archived)
# lol
only just noticed this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)
# That's looking
a bit on the painfull side now lad!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# nah, not at all
new pic, ETA. 2 mins
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)
# It takes him that long
to get teh camera past his gut.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)
# oi, i'm not that fat
i admit i've got a fat gut, but thats it

edit: taken just now
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# woohoo
looking good now...

How many more do you plan on doing? and I hope you're using new clean needles each time boy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)
# no more on the nustsack
wall, maybe one, but i'm planning on getting a PA and my nipples done (pro)

used clean needles for 1 and 3, number 2 used the needles from 1, i was drunk at the time tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)
# Don't forget you could go
sterile from a nasty infection doing that
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)
# He doesn't want kids
He's bumgay!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)
# i'm half bumgay
and i know its not the best idea, but i was drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Have you started
debt collecting from bar number 1 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)
# yup
got £120 all in, not great, but still a good bit :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Argh My Eyes!
Where did that third bar come from?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)
# the shop?
video of number 3 being done at www.mutantwalrus.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)
# I've...
...only been able to make it half-way through the vid.

I hope you don't take offence to this, but it really gave me the heebeejeebees :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)
# lol
i'm not offended, just amused :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)
# hehe
I'm in the middle of downloading it
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)
# hope you enjoy it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Oi
Spoke too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Oi what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:16, archived)
# First pic posted
only had two piercings. Second pic had three. I didn't read down far enough to see this. Tis all.

*edit: just watched your vid, was like watching a horror flick, waiting for the scream that never happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)
# ahh
yeah, well the first piccy was the first i found :-)

EDIT: hehe, its not all that bad is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)
# No, not really
but it looks awefully painful. I could watch it again with less anxiety
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:43, archived)
# i'd put the pain level around
plucking pubes, quite a bit worse before i knew how tight i needed the clamp (first 2 peircings)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:45, archived)
# You pluck your pubes
out one bye one with tweezers? All of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)
# no
but i did try it to get a better effect than shaving, do have to pluck round the peircings tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:50, archived)
# Get a
waxing job. They yank em all out at once. Hurts like hell, but for less time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:56, archived)
# noooooooo
actually i have been thinking about it, but not sure i fancy the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# it's quick
like ripping off a bandaid. only hurts for a bit. haha, scared of the pain, this from a chap who pierced his balls? ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 23 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)
# lol, not scared of pain
i just prefer to get off on the pain than not :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)
# oh, um, hmm
well they do have do it yerself kits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 23 Apr 2003, 4:08, archived)
# yeah, i know
but fuck, shavings ok, just stubbly after a few days
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)
# I'm lazy
so I trimmer down with an elec shaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 23 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)
# ahh
well it only takes 5 mins to shave, and then i pluck when i'm in the mood for it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)
# You can tell so
much from that one photograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)
# What?
That he likes DIY?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)
# The thing that stands out most
*SHUT UP AT THE BACK*
is that he's tall and a wee bit overweight.

And that he's got FUCKING METAL THROUGH HIS BAWBAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:33, archived)
# lol
correct on all points
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I was also correct
about the DIY

How much should all that have cost then?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:36, archived)
# i dunno actually
i'd guess over £25 a piercing, cost me just under £30 so far
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Well done!
I think...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)
# lol
well nothings dropped off and i've had no probs at all with them, i think it went ok :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)
# You know
now I'm confusing you with KittyWaste - probably somewhat related to drunkeness...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)
# yeah
i'm doing it a bit, maybe "Berk - now with kitteniness" ??
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)
# try it out
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)
# Apart from that time when your balls fell out the holes,
it's been fine, hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)
# ARGH
FFS THAT IS SCARY!!! ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)
# You missed
a hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)
# yeah
that happens, have to friggin pluck around peircings too :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)