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# Does anyone know...
...the best way to heat old pizza? Some say spray it with cooking oil first. Is this good?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Sit on it, and fart on it repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I tried that
Unfortunately I had been on the Guinness the night before. It wasn't good
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:33, archived)
# They werent olives then?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# On the buses Olive?
Noooooooooooo.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Ah, so they were Blakey's pizzas then?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:52, archived)
# ^ this
The rest rest of you are talking shite
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Depends what is on it
I eat them cold. My attempts at re-heating anything usually results in a small fire and botulism.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
# It was a 'Meat Feast'
God knows what meat it was
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Mostly pepperoni, and ham nothing that would come to much harm unless it has mould on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:36, archived)
# How much mould?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Well if the pizza is moving by itself and showing signs of sentience then it's perhaps ok to eat
if it's just at the developmental stages of mould then probably not.

You then have the moral dilemma of whether you should eat a new life-form or let it live and become our Overlord
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Whoops
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Is it self aware?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)
# A bit of Olive Oil rubbed into the underside of the base will moisten it
maybe a bit of grated cheese and some tomato paste spread on the top will bring it back to life.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:35, archived)
# That is what I say...
...to all my girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:41, archived)
# haha Kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:43, archived)
# And a light spanking for a dessert
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:51, archived)
# You lot are impossible :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:01, archived)
# How old are we talking? From Tudor times?
I'd say just whack it in the oven at 200C for 5 minutes. Bear in mind reheating pizza is just about the extent of my cooking abilities...
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:36, archived)
# microwaved until it's sizzling and then slathered in caesar dressing
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)