that makes me want to write a tedious book about teenage ennui in mid-20th century usa
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4Q just lurking,
Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:35,
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It was a warm summer morning when Scrotie McBoogerballs awoke to find his [censored] He took a [censored] He then grabbed his dog's [censored] Walking out of his house he spotted the bloodiest pus-covered [censored] He immediately stuck up his infected ba-
[100 pages censored]
That was all long ago in some brief lost spring, in a place that is no more. In that hour the vag frogs begin and the scent off Scrotie's infected anus becomes its strongest.
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That was all long ago in some brief lost spring, in a place that is no more. In that hour the vag frogs begin and the scent off Scrotie's infected anus becomes its strongest.
boris the spider,
Mon 17 Sep 2012, 23:43,
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I thought all JD's papers were burned on his funeral pyre.Where did you get that from?
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Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:01,
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A few scattered notes and a couple of complete novels were salvaged by his housekeeperShe replaced them with toilet paper.
The Poop That Took A Pee Chapter 1:
Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Rebecca replied, "I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener.
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"Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener, in a long, thin strip. It was... wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
The pee he got on the woman's leg, and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop, it smelled like a butt.
[pages censored]
And the poop and the pee lived happily every after. The end.
(The Poop That Took A Pee Chapter 1:
Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Rebecca replied, "I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener.
[pages censored]
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener, in a long, thin strip. It was... wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
The pee he got on the woman's leg, and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop, it smelled like a butt.
[pages censored]
And the poop and the pee lived happily every after. The end.
boris the spider,
Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:08,
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That's beautiful and haunting. It will live with me forever.If only he'd published more while he was alive :(
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Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:23,
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I think South Park have released everything there was left :(
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boris the spider,
Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:32,
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