You're close, but he's actually powered by a weasel wanking over a picture of Thatcher
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:39,
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I thought that was in John Major's head?
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Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus,
Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:44,
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John Major's head was Thatcher wanking with a live weasel
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:38,
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