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[challenge entry] Crap entry for compo
Apologies for shitness so flame on....
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From the Torture Devices challenge. See all 56 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:33, archived)
# An unaltered poster is hardly torture.
And the podracing and threeway lightsaber battle were both visually delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:37, archived)
# the whole film was f*ckin torture
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:41, archived)
# i liked it.
Star wars had to start somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:57, archived)
# so does ma first shite in the morning but nobody wants tae see that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:02, archived)
# I do
Does it have little stick arms and legs like your bean characters?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:02, archived)
# weirdo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Worse than that
Watch the directors' interviews on the DVD extra where Lucas gets all his beardy director chums to talk about how great a film maker he is...the best part is when Francis Ford Coppola (or whoever) says how ruthless he is with his own material, so he cut the lightsaber duel on Tattooine. Didn't cut the stupid fart jokes or the Jar Jar Binks crap, but he cut a lightsaber duel between Liam Neeson and Darth Maul, because it was "unnecessary".
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:19, archived)